Bryce came home from kindergarten this week to tell me they had read a book about a "Real King" at school. Apparently, King Morton was a King who really lived. And someone shot him. They shot him with a real gun. And He DIED. And Monday is his birthday so we don't have to go to school.
Incredible. I don't think I ever learned about King Morton in elementary school, but what the hey?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KING MORTON!!!
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